You have created another consumer of goods and services

Gift Wrapping Service

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Standard Service (£2.50)

Gift Wrapping Service

Standard Service (£2.50)

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Deadpan Cards

‘You have created another consumer of goods and services’ on cover, ‘Congratulations’ inside.

Just stating it the way they see it. Made in the UK by Neil and Nick who craved for cards that told the truth and for ‘people who don’t like cards.’  Inside



Returns & Shipping

Delivery Information

We aim to send Standard Delivery items within 1 business day of receiving your order.

If your delivery address is within the UK your item will usually arrive within three days of despatch.

When we despatch to a European address you should receive your order within three to five working days

We can deliver to the rest of the world and dependant on your location and postage class, usually, your item will arrive within five to seven working days

For enquiries, please contact info@greyscape.com

Refunds & Returns

For more information on refunds and returns please see our terms and conditions

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Additional information

Weight 80 g
Dimensions 19.5 × 15.0 × 0.5 cm

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